Gulliver And A Friend-Vicottess

Everything in the world comes to an end, except for human idiocy and animal competition!

Life is very much like a ring, the end of suffering is visible, but you can never feel it!

The Dead Eye is the best, it allows you to avoid being drafted into the army of the dead!

A well-aimed instruction will not allow you to miss the road leading exactly to the goal!

Hell has only one advantage over heaven, no fear of exile!

In the Christian paradise, the most unpleasant thing is that you don"t want to wish for anything better!

Christ is the only lamb, in which the hare acquires lion features in the wolf world!

Only those who have not managed to kill fear in themselves die!

Immortality is gained by the one in whom fear does not live at all!

Whoever is afraid of a large number of the enemy will miscalculate with the allies!

A minute spent on reconnaissance saves a century of life and a moment of triumph!

He who does not disassemble the roads will not collect the bones too often!

The greatest damage to the enemy is caused by the one who does not lose a sense of proportion!

A person does not know the measure in his ambitions, but he is always measured by the possibilities!

This is what Gulliver gave out - cool! And all literally in one breath. Indeed, truly, there are brilliant children, if the soul of an adult person has moved into them.

The viscountess girl noted:

– Yes, from this you can touch the roof! That's how you write!

The boy captain nodded.

Yes, life has taught me a lot! And including this wisdom!

The girl then asked:

Why aren't you the king of your country?

Gulliver laughed and replied:

"You know, the idea of fighting for the throne never crossed my mind. But to be honest, it's worth it and think!

The Viscountess sang:

– Passion is raging in his soul,

The boy only needs power!

Gulliver remarked:

– If I already have a thousand years of life, as well as health, then why not dream of power!

The girl ordered:

– Hit him with a whip!

Two boy guards took and hit Gulliver on his naked torso. He screamed.

The viscountess stopped the fighters:

– Enough! This is so that he understands and knows his place! And his place is the place of a slave!

The boy Gulliver croaked, shaking off drops of sweat on his broken skin:

– How not to understand! Then the last donkey will understand!

The girl stamped her small, chiselled foot and squeaked:

– Now sing! Until I got on a horse!

The boy-captain began to sing with reluctance;

Many troubles came to the Fatherland,

It all ended with a colossal rout...

Rejoice no more knights

Honor and praise to your home!

I am Gulliver, there is a great fighter,

You know, I can fight furiously...

Mars, this warrior is a good father,

And my treasurer hidden in a knapsack!

I'm running barefoot in the cold

The heels of the kruglyashka flash through the snow ...

I will deliver Fritz by force,

There will be victory in furious May!

From crossbows I destroy the orcs,

Cut off a dozen gnomes at once...

I need to bite the troll's nose,

I became a warrior to know very cheerful!

There is never such a thing for a boy

The end of the world, believe me, will not come ...

I will run forever barefoot

So that Cain does not celebrate victory!

Our homeland is a holy country,

We won't regret it, believe in life...

Although Satan attacks the people -