As I was going to DerbyUpon a market-day,I met the finest ram, sir,That ever was fed on hay.This ram was fat behind, sir;This ram was fat before;This ram was ten yards high, sir;Indeed, he was no more.The wool upon his back, sir,Reached up unto the sky,The eagles build their nests there,For I heard the young ones cry.The space between the horns, sir,Was as far as man could reach,And there they built a pulpit,But no-one in it preached.This ram had four legs to walk upon,This ram had four legs to stand,And every leg he had, sir,Stood on an acre of land.Now the man that fed the ram, sir,He fed him twice a day,And each time that he fed him, sir,He ate a rick of hay.The wool upon this ram’s tailWas very fine and thin.It took all the girls in Derby townSeven years to spin.And if you don’t believe meAnd think it is a lie,Then you go down to Derby townAnd see as well as I.
11.
As I Was Going to St. Ives
As I was going to St. IvesI met a man with seven wives.Every wife had seven sacks,Every sack had seven cats,Every cat had seven kits.Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,How many were going to St. Ives?
12.
«As I was going up Pippen Hill…»
As I was going up Pippen Hill,Pippen Hill was dirty.There I met a pretty missAnd she dropt me a curtsey.Little miss, pretty miss,Blessings light upon you!If I had half a crown a day,I’d spend it gladly on you.
13.
«As round as an apple…»
As round as an apple,As deep as a cup,And all the king’s horsesCan’t fill it up.
14.
«If you are to be a gentleman…»
If you are to be a gentleman,As I suppose you’ll be,You’ll neither laugh nor smile,For a tickling of the knee.
15.
«Barney Bodkin broke his nose…»
Barney Bodkin broke his nose,Without feet we can’t have toes;Crazy folks are always mad,Want of money makes us sad.
16.
A Was an Archer
A was an archer, who shot at a frog,B was a butcher, and had a great dog.C was a captain, all covered with lace,D was a drunkard, and had a red face.E was an esquire, with pride on his brow,F was a farmer, and followed the plow.G was a gamester, who had but ill-luck,H was a hunter, and hunted a buck.I was an innkeeper, who loved to carouse,J was a joiner, and built up a house.K was King William, once governed this land,L was a lady, who had a white hand.M was a miser, and hoarded up gold,N was a nobleman, gallant and bold.O was an oyster girl, and went about town,P was a parson, and wore a black gown.Q was a queen, who wore a silk slip,R was a robber, and wanted a whip.S was a sailor, and spent all he got,T was a tinker, and mended a pot.U was an usurer, a miserable elf,V was a vintner, who drank all himself.W was a watchman, and guarded the door,X was expensive, and so became poor.Y was a youth, that did not love school,Z was a zany, a poor harmless fool.
17.
Bessy Bell and Mary Gray
Bessy Bell and Mary Gray,They were two bonny lasses;They built their house upon the lea,And covered it with rashes.Bessy kept the garden gate,And Mary kept the pantry;Bessy always had to wait,While Mary lived in plenty.
18.
Billy Pringle Had a Little Pig
Billy Pringle had a little pig,When it was young it was not very big,When it was old it lived in clover,Now it’s dead and that’s all over.Billy Pringle he lay down and died,Betty Pringle she lay down and cried,So there was an end of one, two, and three,Billy Pringle he, Betty Pringle she,and the piggy wiggy wee.
19.
«Bonny lass, pretty lass…»
Bonny lass, pretty lass,Wilt thou be mine?Thou shall not wash dishes,Nor yet serve the swine;Thou shalt sit on a cushion,And sew a fine seam,And thou shalt eat strawberries,Sugar, and cream!
20.
«Bye, baby bunting…»
Bye, baby bunting,Daddy’s gone a-hunting,To get a little rabbit skinTo wrap the baby bunting in.
21.
«Cackle, cackle, Mother Goose…»
Cackle, cackle, Mother Goose,Have you any feathers loose?Truly have I, pretty fellow,Half enough to fill a pillow.Here are quills, take one or two,And down to make a bed for you.
22.
Charley, Charley, Stole the Barley
Charley, Charley, stole the barleyOut of the baker’s shop,The baker came out and gave him a clout,Which made poor Charley hop.
23.
To Bed, To Bed, Says Sleepy-Head
“To bed, to bed,” cried Sleepy-Head;“Let’s stay awhile,” said Slow;Said Greedy Nan, “Put on the pan,Let’s dine before we go.”“To bed, to bed,” cried Sleepy-Head.But all the rest said, “No!It is morning now; you must milk the cow,And to-morrow to bed we go.”
24.
«Come when you’re called…»
Come when you’re called,Do what you’re bid,Shut the door after you,Never be chid.
25.
«Hickory, Dickory, Dock…»
Hickory, Dickory, Dock,The mouse ran up the clock.The clock struck one,The mouse ran down,Hickory, Dickory, Dock.
26.
«Dickory, dickory, dare…»
Dickory, dickory, dare,The pig flew up in the air;The man in brownSoon brought him down,Dickory, dickory, dare.
27.
Ding Dong Bell
Ding Dong Bell,Pussy’s in the well.Who put her in?Little Tommy Lin.Who pulled her out?Little Tommy Trout.What a naughty boy was that,To drown poor little Pussy cat,Who never did him any harm,But killed the mice in his father’s barn.
28.
«Doctor Foster went to Gloucester…»
Doctor Foster went to GloucesterIn a shower of rain,He stepped in a puddle,Right up to his middle,And never went there again.
29.
Four-and-twenty Tailors
Four-and-twenty tailors went to kill a snail;The best man among them durst not touch her tail.She put out her horns like a little Kyloe cow.Run, tailors, run, or she’ll kill you all e’en now.
30.
«Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie…»
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry;When the boys came out to play,Georgie Porgie ran away.